One Sunday, noonish, in May I walked up the stairs to find a trail of hair leading me down the hallway. 3-inch-blonde-locks. I followed the trail to my bedroom and found L1 happily cutting H1's hair in the middle of my bed.
I didn't get an action photo because L1, immediately guilt-ridden, ran out of the room. H1 was just upset that they got caught and didn't want to have to stop.
Luckily, the hair left on H1's head was about chin length, and easy to cut into a cute bob. Which was good, because all this went down about an hour before church.
So, we repaired the damage, repeated the mantra "haircuts are only done by mom or dad", and every one lived happily ever after.