signs you might not live in the best neighborhood

1. When someone from another neighborhood learns where you live, their response is, "Oh, well, at least it is cheaper, right?" accompanied by a forced polite look on their face.
2. You frequently hear car alarms late at night.
3. The community pool is run by the Russian Mafia.
4. In the early morning hours of a Saturday, you are awoken by the sound of someone screaming, "Help, somebody, help! They are trying to kill me." Followed by sounds of running. And later followed by the arrival of the police.